"Tall, Dark, and Unfortunately Fictional" Candle

For everyone who's ever fallen head-over-book for a brooding fictional man with emotional issues and a jawline that could cut glass—this candle is for you.

With the painfully relatable label:
"Tall, dark, and unfortunately fictional"
and the not-so-subtle follow-up:
"Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want the book daddy to be real?"
—this candle sets the perfect mood for reading, swooning, and aggressively lowering your standards for real-life men.

Scented with oceanic notes, dark musk, and sandalwood, it's basically what your favorite morally gray character would smell like if he stepped off the page and into your living room. Sultry, mysterious, and just emotionally unavailable enough to keep things interesting.

Light it up during late-night reading binges, daydreams about fictional soulmates, or when you're ghosting real people in favor of chapter 12.

100% soy wax. Reusable jar. Book boyfriend not included (unfortunately).

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic materials, free from harmful substances.
- Reusable glass vessel adds a stylish touch to your decor.
- Nine delightful scents to choose from, catering to every mood.
- Long-lasting burn time of 50-60 hours for extended enjoyment.
- Compliant with safety standards for a worry-free experience.

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.